What the ..., what the fuck is that smell? Oh, it's Naomi Campbell's shit. Yes, you ignorant, arrogant, self-important, vacuous, 40-year-old irrelevant clothes horse, it does stink. It stinks to high heaven.
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Will.iam. Or as I like to call him, c*nt.he.is. If ever Crimes Against Music were to be made a hanging offence, old Billy Boy would be one of the first to occupy his rightful place on the gallows.
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Pop quiz: What has the self-proclaimed 'most influential hip-hop DJ in Europe' got to do with hip-hop in 2010? The answer - just in case you didn't see it coming - is fuck-all.
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Guru's conception was recondite, but he had his share of dealing with fake men. His only crime was being too damn kind. Let's face facts, although MCs lace tracks, it doesn't mean behind the scenes there ain't no dirt to trace back.
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OK, this week's Hoof's a little outside of the regular format. No-one in the news is particularly pissing me off this week other than a certain 'super' producer ... and he's gonna get his in time, trust me!
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So the video for the updated version of 'We Are The World' makes for some interesting viewing. Barbra Streisand and Celine Dion in the same room as Snoop Dogg and DMX is always an occasion. One of the singers is wearing a jacket seemingly borrowed from Dr. Evil in the…
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N-Dubz being chosen as the public face of a government scheme against 'cyber bullying' is the equivalent of Tony Blair being appointed president of Amnesty International. Or Lester Piggott heading up an Inland Revenue TV ad. Or Ann Robinson denouncing Botox. Or Osama Bin Laden joining the Archbishop Of Canterbury…
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Just when you thought the music world had discarded of the pint-sized K-Ci Hailey wannabe of r&b, the prick known as Sisqo has returned to our screens in Celebrity Big Brother, in a bid to make idiots love him again.
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I woke up this morning feeling good. Glad that I was alive and breathing. Yeah my breath stank and my man bits were a bit sweaty but other than that I felt that it was going to be a good day. I switched on my TV and got very excited…
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